M E T A L L I C A !

Before you get your pantyhose (or cartoon boxers, for the dudes) in a knot while doing cartwheels, I am not (I repeat) NOT talking about the band. or my flickering lamp for that matter. BUT, getting back onto the swing... I am speaking of the gorgeously, tinkling metallic glam-filled dress Zoe Saldana had on at the Teen Choice Awards. No, I did not participate in the stupidity and lame act of watching the Teen Choice Awards. (because for one, nobody asked me to "choose" any award for anyone! and as far as I know I AM a teen.) But I was "glancing" past some fashion sites and could not remove my BIG brown eyeballs from this extremely, eye-glaring dress! Can we say futuristic goldmember! (For all you idiots readers that was a reference to Austin Powers Goldmember... if i remember correctly, and most of the time I don't do.) So with no further stalling, put on your vintage cat eye sunglasses (and make sure they're polarized!) and view the dress that was seen round the world! 

Take a glimpse at that bonfire of bracelets on her arm! Can we say GENIUS! 
Welp! That's all for now!


Gold glitter and foxy brown platforms,
         Candace

You stripe me not!

Soooooo for all those idiots people that think stripes are only for the female clan (and the occasional gorgeous gay) you are as wrong as an obese woman riding a tricycle. Yes a tricycle. Oh yeah, and who said long dark hair was only for french supermodels. My grandmother. And oh was she WRONG. (Anybody catch that font change... witty aye?) So is it a new trend for southern hunting crews or an old trend for california dudes? You decide.

Here's a photo that will make you jump for joy and go buy a neon striped dog sweater at a thrift store. Maybe a bit far fetched. Overboard? CRAZY? Nope. Just another trend that I will overuse later on in life... when its not in style anymore.

The first mind crap I throw onto you.

Ahhhh the fresh smell of your first time. Right now i'm smelling nail polish and the sound of wet sneakers tracking my the floor. The blog is simple. Fashion, funny bullsh#% things I see, and oh more fashion. And don't get your knickers in a knot if I take a while. I'm an amateur. FOR NOW... *bursting out with my evil laugh. even though i sound like a baby in labor while I laugh. If that is possible.

Anyways here's a picture of what is to come...

Just kidding. This is just a dog that was pissed because I didn't let him sniff his lady friend's butt.

I guess that'll do. I'll give you playboy  full fledged fashion fright fickle later ! (kinda ran out of "F" words there.. crap! that didnt sound right either.)

Vintage tape recorders and nintendo 64's,
       Candace.